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A policy is a temporary creed liable to be changed, but while it holds good it has got to be pursued with apostolic zeal.

Never Force URSELF To Have Space In Anyone`s Life. Bcoz If dey Really Know UR Worth, dey`ll Surely Create A Place For U.

Avoiding somethning doesnt alwaz mean that u hate it. It could also mean that u want it, But u just know that its not urs

`No one in the world is born for you, but u can make someone to live for u` Live the life in such a way tht othrs love to live wd u...

There is one very simple rule for success that we need to learn. `Just Try one more time in a different way` before you decide to quit.

Its so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then dont say it.

If People talk behind your back, What does that mean! Simple.. It means`you are two steps ahead of them`. Think Positive and Be Positive.

Short but a vry deep thought: `Do u want happiness in life! If yes... Then nevr be a begger of love, always be a donar of it.

easy to loose some1 by lie but difficult to get back that person by saying true... . be thruthful for maintaing a true relation.

Great Thought Since light travels faster than sound, isn`t that why some people appear BRIGHT until you hear them speaking!!

Man Wants A Perfect Woman, And Woman Wants A Perfect Man, But They Both Don`t Know That God Created Them To Complete Each Other.

Nobody has the right to define who you are. Be true to yourself, because your opinion is the only one that matters..

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it if you can dream it, you can become it.

A FRIEND never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down

In this life`s journey, we often take a path which leads to wrong ends

This one holds much truth in it a true friend is someone who knows you`re a good egg, even if you`re a little cracked

The dictionary says that Open and Close are opposites. But the lessons of life teach us that we are Open only with those we r Close

If other people entrust u their private stories, better keep it only to your self because limitation is an easier task than to win back trust.

Life is good when somebody remembers.Life is uplifting when someone is always there.Life is great when someone would protect u and suffer.

God never closes a door without opening a window.He always gives us something better when He takes something away.

Short and Mind Blowing Quotes

Be Like A Postage Stamp--Stick To One Thing Until You Get There.

"Never walk on the traveled path,because it only leads you where the others have been."

A Bird Sitting On Branch Of A Tree Is Not Afraid By The Shaking Branch Because The Bird Trusts Not Branch But Her Wings. Believe In Urself.

"Don''t Worry When You Are Not Recognized, But Strive To Be Worthy Of Recognition...

Being Unwantd,Unloved,Uncared 4,Forgoten By Evrybody, I Think Tht''s Mch Gr8er Hunger,A Much Gr8er Poverty Thn d Prson Who Has Nothing 2 eat

I Believe That If You Show People The Problems And You Show Them The Solutions They Will Be Moved To Act...

If You Don''t Get Everything You Want,Think Of The Things You Don''t Get That You Don''t Want.

A Painful Phrase Written By A Boy Who Lost His Parents in Tsunami "Sea I Will Never Forgive U Even If UR Waves Touch My Feet Million times

iT iS oNe Of ThE bLeSsInGs Of OlD fRiEnDs ThAt YoU cAn AfFoRd To Be StUpId WiTh ThEm..

"To have a failure in life is not a crime but to have a low aim in life is a crime".

What Can You Do To Promote World Peace? Go Home And Love Your Family...

To AcHiEvE sOmEtHiNg YoU''vE nEvEr AcHiEvEd BeFoRe, YoU mUsT bEcOmE sOmE oNe YoU''vE nEvEr BeEn BeFoRe.

"Never allow a girl to talk too much 2 U. Or else, later she will make U talk alone."

A Friend Is One Who Knows Us,But Love Us Anyway.

"I studied Everythng but never topped, But 2day the topperz of da best Universitiez r my Employeez".

Meaning of lyf is containd in evry sngle expresion of lyf Its presnt in infinity of forms & phenomena tht exist in all of creation.

If You Enter This World Knowing U r Loved & You Leave This World Knowing D Same Then Everything That Happens In Between Can Be Dealt WiTH.

"I Can''t Do It" Never Yet Accomplished Anything, "I Will Try" Has Performed Wonder...

"I may be walking slowly but I never walk backwards. and Whenever I walk backwards,its for a long jump.

I love photos... Because the best thing about them is that... They never change, Even when the people in them Change.

"Whenever there is a hard job to be done,I assign it to a lazy man.he is sure to find an easy way of doing it."

"The arms of a man" and "The tears of a woman" can do every task of the world"...

A man is lyk a fraction whose numerator is wh8 he is & whose denominator is wh8 he thinks of himself.Larger d denominator,smaller d fraction

When apples are 4 and v r 5 Then my mother Says,"i dont like apples."

"If I''ve 8 hours to chop down a tree,I would spend 6 hours sharpening the axe."

Behaviour is a mirror in which everyone shows his image.

Beautiful faces are those that wear whole-souled honesty printed there.

`The greatest advantage of speaking truth is that you don''t have to remember what you said`.

Wish Thank you on Thanks Giving day

Thank you for sharing Your day with us 2 celebrate our wedding We truly have best of friends and Family anyone could ever wish for Thank You

I`m grateful to know you And want to say thanks again For always be there for me And being my best friend.

A smile makes us look younger? while prayers make us feel stronger? n friends? They make us enjoy life forever. Thank u for being my friend

Thank you for your friendship and your love. However life may turn, this gift will be A mountain that has made my river bend.

Remembering 2 say Thank u is itself, an act of kindness n courtesy That can last long after The gift is worn out and The moment has passed.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. Thank You

I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, But for you my heart has no bottom. Thank You

Our lives are always so hectic, With little time to spare, And it''s a wonderful feeling just to know that you`re out there. Than you

A Friend Is Sweet When It Is New. And It Is Sweeter When It Is True. But You Know What?It Is Sweetest When It Is You. Thank You.

Thank you much more Than a greeting can say, Because u were thoughtful In such a nice way!

Thank you 4 all u do. U r a true friend & I could not ask 4 any thing more. I admire your thoughtfulness 4 this gift &wish u The best.

Thank U much more Than a greeting can say, coz u were thoughtful In such a nice and great way!

Even if every flower in da world had a voice I could not send as many as it would take 2 say thanks enough! So Thank You

Remembering 2 say"Thank u" is, itself, an act of kindness & courtsy that can last long after That gift is worn out and Da moment has passed.

Thank u for the good times, The days u filled with pleasure. Thank u for fond memories, And for feelings I will always treasure.

I really appreciate you Your helpful, giving ways And how your generous heart Your unselfishness displays.

Thank u for sharing the celebration and being part of my special day. Thank u for being a a great friend in every possible way.

I`m grateful to know u and want to say thanks again for always be there for me and being my best friend.

Thanks for being my friend Thanks for thinking of me u shouldn`t have But I`m so glad u did

Say Thank you With our Quotes

For all these years of moral support and unswerving loyalty, Accept my thanks and gratitude,My dear family!

They say that love is good for reproducing the humankind but friendship for its improvement. Thank you for helping

I`m so thankful for someone who cares for me so and for all the love to me that you show

Even if every flower in the world had a voice I couldn`t send as many as it would take 2 say thanks enough!

I`m grateful to know you and want to say thanks again for always be there for me and being my best friend

Thank you so much for the lovely gift. We really appreciate your thoughtfulness.

This thank you note was sent to tell you how much we appreciate your thoughtfulness.

Thank you for your gifts whether wrapped, spoken, or written and for making our lives a true celebration of faith and love

I`m glad friendship doesn`t come with price tags.For if it does, I`d never afford someone as great as you.*Thank You*

Thank you for your attendance and your loving thoughts. Words cannot convey our gratitude, we will simply say THANKS a lot.

Life is partly what we make it,and partly what it is made by the friends we choose. Thank you for allowing me to choose you.

If in this world,there were no you, It would be so drear.The friendship that you offer is So honest and sincere.THANKS

Thank u for inviting us... To Ur Thanks giving dinner A day spent in Ur company Is invariably a winner.

If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, Thinking of you.

I know that I am better and, I know I`m blessed by you, I send these words of Thank You, For all the things you do.

You`ve made my life much richer, in your own caring way. And I want you to know That I`m thankful For your friendship Every day.

The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you. Thank You.

Just what`s coming your way A big thank for brightening up my day Have a wonderful day and thank you again.

God Sent In My Life A Beautiful Angel In Your Guise, Sister. In Good Times Or Bad Ones, U`re Ready To Extend Your Help N Support Thank U

Thank you much more Than a greeting can say Because you were thoughtful In such a nice way.

Thank u for all u do. U r a true friend and I could not ask for anything more. I admire ur thoughtfulness for this gift and wish u the best

Even if every flower in the world had a voice I could not send as many as it would take to say thanks enough. So Thank You

For your cordiality, trust and whole heated support, Please, accept my deep appreciation. Thank you

Ur irreplaceable heartiness, Love and understanding r the sources of my strength. Please, accept my heartfelt thanks

Thank u for sharing ur they with us to celebrate our wedding ! We truly have best of friends and Family anyone could ever wish for Thank u

Some people pass through this world n leave it just as they found it. But people like u take the time 2 do special things for others

Thank u for the lovely gift You didn`t have to do it. You have a good and gracious heart But then, I always knew it.

I am glad that friendship does nt come with price tags. 4 if it does, I`d never afford someone as great as you. Thank You

I have learned that to have a good friend is the purest of all God`s gifts,for it is a love that has no exchange of payment.. Thank you

I thank you for your kindness I will not soon forget You`re one of the nicest people I have ever met.

inspirational quotes

It is hard to fail, But it is worse never to have tried to succeed.

Winners believe that they create their own luck by their actions; losers believe in good and bad luck.

The significance of a man Is not in What he attains But In what He longs to attain.

A fantastic quote for life: Satisfy the person who expects from U, Rather than surprising the person who never expects anything.

Above all, challenge yourself. You may well surprise yourself at what strengths you have, What you can accomplish.

When you remember how hard it is to change yourself, You begin to understand what little chance we have of changing others.

Look at the Clock when u r sitting simply. But Never Look at Clock When U r working.

The Hard Reality of Life is that.. When u need ADVICE, Everyone is ready to HELP You.. But When u need HELP, Everyone is Ready to ADVISE You.

Failure is the only opportunity to begin the same work with more intelligency..

A good plan of today is better than a great plan of tomorrow. Look backward with satisfaction & look forward with confidence.

"If you want to enjoy anything, always think today is the first day But If you want to achieve anything always think today is the last day.

In each single day we smile and laugh so many times. We never thank Allah afterevery smile but wedo blame complain Him for every tear we cry

Sometimes you gotta shut up, swallow your pride and accept that you re wrong. Its not giving up, its called growing up.

A very short but very nice line 4 a true relation, Hurt me with the truth, But Never comfort me with a lie."

Making a decision to have a child.. It`s momentous. It is to decide forever To have your heart Go walking around Outside your body.

Friends seem to know how to make your day, Every time they pass your way, They will give you a smile, To make you happy for a while...

I have a heart and that is true, But now it has gone from me to you, So care for it just like I do, Because I have no heart and you have two

Ultimate Truth Time Makes Us FORGET Some PEOPLE But Some PEOPLE Make Us FORGET TIME.. Such PEOPLE Becomes Our LIFE ..

Once a wise man was asked: What is meaning of life?? He said: Life itself has no meaning, life is an opportunity to create a meaning ..

Life is too short, To Kiss Slowly, Laugh Insanely, Love Truly and Forgive Quickly ...

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