Little Jhonny Jokes|Best Joke on Jhonny

The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.

Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"

The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny,"

To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely s**t my pants".

Dumb intercourse Jokes-Best Jokes

"Information. Can I help you? "
"I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please. "
"One moment, please. " Pause. "I'm sorry sir, I have no listing for a Theodore Guild. "
"No, no. It isn't a person. It's an organization. It's Theater Guild. "
"I told you, sir. I have no listing for a Theodore Guild. "
"Not *Theodore*! *Theater*! The word is *theater*. T-H-E-A-T-E-R! "
"That, *sir*, is NOT the way you spell Theodore.

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I love you more than you can imagine When I see your face it brighten up my day I love you more than words can ever tell Even more than what im about to sayI dont remember the last time i felt like this You make me feel the real me You dont know how happy it makes me When I can share things with you comfortably I love the way you smileI love the way you make me laughAnd you give me hope .When things get a little sad All of your hugs makes me feel free From all the drama and trouble that life brings my way If i would have 1 wish and one wish only I wish for this love to be here to stay I Love u