teacher: four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence... student: wow!
Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u.Wife:Nonsense it`s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first
Things in Boys room b4 marrge Perfumes, Luv lettrs, Gifts, F`shp bands, Cards, Snaps After marriage-Painkillers, Loan papers Unpaid bills...
Teacher:How old is your dad? stud: As old as i am. Teacher: How is it possible?Stud:He became father only after i was born
girls are like phones.we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u`ll be disconnected!
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A line written on a Husband`s T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . OF THEM..:-P
SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up!" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
After an accident, A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights & told u 2 go by side. Santa: I also started d wipers &said No, no..No no. :D
Doctor to sardar: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar :Yes. A good doctor.
A line written on a Husband`s T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . OF THEM..:-P
SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up!" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
After an accident, A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights & told u 2 go by side. Santa: I also started d wipers &said No, no..No no. :D
Doctor to sardar: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar :Yes. A good doctor.
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Pay My Regards To Ur Father Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child, What A Stamina He Has Got.. I Salute Ur Father:p
Graduation speech: I would like to thank, The Internet, Google,Wikipedia, Microsoft Office and The one who invented copy paste!
Pay My Regards To Ur Father Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child, What A Stamina He Has Got.. I Salute Ur Father:p
Graduation speech: I would like to thank, The Internet, Google,Wikipedia, Microsoft Office and The one who invented copy paste!
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I am not a clock that can sms u 24hrs a day, but my heart will be like a clock that will nonstop care,love n pray 4a special friend like u.
Best and True msg ever read: You and Your feelings are important to your friends, till they are SINGLE..!!
I am not a clock that can sms u 24hrs a day, but my heart will be like a clock that will nonstop care,love n pray 4a special friend like u.
Best and True msg ever read: You and Your feelings are important to your friends, till they are SINGLE..!!
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Understanding is deeper than love. There are many people who love us but very few who understand us.
When life gives u a hundred reasons to cry.Show life that u have a thousand reasons to smile. Keep smiling always and make u and other happy
If u wait for happy moments, u will wait forever. But if u start believing that u r happy, u will b happy forever. Thats life.
Girls not remain without boys.. How?? Fe(male)-male Wo(man)-man S(he)-he So dont try to be alone.
Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer . . . . . We Tried Our Best Can`t Say Anything Right Now!
Friendship need No promises No demands and No expectations It just needs two people ONE COOL LIKE ME AND ONE SWEET LIKE YOU.
The difference between TRUTH and LIE. TRUTH:Is a debit card Pay 1st and enjoy later. LIE:Is a credit card Enjoy 1st and pay later.
Life is so unpredictable! one moment u think all your dreams r coming true & The very next second u find that u were actually dreaming.
A Little Boy Asked His Father:Daddy,How Much Does It Cost To Get Married!`And The Father Replied:`I Don''t Know,Son,I''m Still Paying For it
2 Wise Advices- 1.Never Laugh At Your Wife`s Choices. You Are One Of Them. 2.Never Be Proud Of Your Choices. Your Wife Is One Of Them.
A Lady To A Beggar-Hey Boy!!I Have Certainly Seen you Some Where Beggar-Oh Madam,you Forgot Me!! . . . . We Are Friends On Facebook...
God Created Millions Of Faces With Different Looks. But When He Reached China,He Was Tired. Then He Started. Copy,Paste,Copy,Paste....
Can we do romance in the midnight today? I`m in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting! Reply me soon,yours Loving Mosquito.
Understanding is deeper than love. There are many people who love us but very few who understand us.
When life gives u a hundred reasons to cry.Show life that u have a thousand reasons to smile. Keep smiling always and make u and other happy
If u wait for happy moments, u will wait forever. But if u start believing that u r happy, u will b happy forever. Thats life.
Girls not remain without boys.. How?? Fe(male)-male Wo(man)-man S(he)-he So dont try to be alone.
Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer . . . . . We Tried Our Best Can`t Say Anything Right Now!
Friendship need No promises No demands and No expectations It just needs two people ONE COOL LIKE ME AND ONE SWEET LIKE YOU.
The difference between TRUTH and LIE. TRUTH:Is a debit card Pay 1st and enjoy later. LIE:Is a credit card Enjoy 1st and pay later.
Life is so unpredictable! one moment u think all your dreams r coming true & The very next second u find that u were actually dreaming.
A Little Boy Asked His Father:Daddy,How Much Does It Cost To Get Married!`And The Father Replied:`I Don''t Know,Son,I''m Still Paying For it
2 Wise Advices- 1.Never Laugh At Your Wife`s Choices. You Are One Of Them. 2.Never Be Proud Of Your Choices. Your Wife Is One Of Them.
A Lady To A Beggar-Hey Boy!!I Have Certainly Seen you Some Where Beggar-Oh Madam,you Forgot Me!! . . . . We Are Friends On Facebook...
God Created Millions Of Faces With Different Looks. But When He Reached China,He Was Tired. Then He Started. Copy,Paste,Copy,Paste....
Can we do romance in the midnight today? I`m in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting! Reply me soon,yours Loving Mosquito.