Hindi Jokes

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nehi,
Hum apni aankhon se aansu
bahate nehi,zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyun na ho, hum DETTOl
K siva kuch laagate nehi ..


Bhehar ki gali main paan ka dukan,
devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
khake paan paro bolo "Shukriya Bhai Jaan".


Meri taraf se aapko 1 "PUPPI"
Aapki saheli ko 1 "PUPPI"
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PUPPI"
Batau bhala Kyun?aaj hi
mere "DOGGY" ne 10 "PUPPI" ko janam de hai!!


Bahar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pehle ...
bakri kha gayi ..


Kya aap.. Close Up karte hain.?
Kya aap confidence se chalte hai ..!
Kya aap penalty bharte hai..!
"MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..!
To aap SMS kyun nhi karte hai..!


Tum Haste Raho,
O Haste Raho,
O haste Raho,
O Haste Raho,
Sada Khulkhilate Raho,
Khush Raho,
Kera kya hai,Log tumhe hi !
pagal kahenge! HA HA HA


Haseeno ne haseen banke gunha kiya,
auron ko to theek,
humko bhi tabah kiya pesh kiya
gazhlon mein jab unki bewafai ko,
auron ne to theek unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya ..