"I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please. "
"One moment, please. " Pause. "I'm sorry sir, I have no listing for a Theodore Guild. "
"No, no. It isn't a person. It's an organization. It's Theater Guild. "
"I told you, sir. I have no listing for a Theodore Guild. "
"Not *Theodore*! *Theater*! The word is *theater*. T-H-E-A-T-E-R! "
"That, *sir*, is NOT the way you spell Theodore.