Yo mamma's so ugly, your daddy took her to work so he wouldn't have to kiss
her goodbye.
Yo mamma's so ugly, she got beat with the ugly stick.
Yo mamma's so ugly, kid's go as her for Halloween.
Yo mamma's so ugly, when she was a kid, she didn't have to wear a costume for
Halloween
Yo mamma's so ugly, when she went into the haunted house, and came out with a
job application.
Yo mamma's so ugly, she scares away roaches.