I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. _Henry Youngman_
It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week. _Laurence J. Peter_
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? _Unknown_
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? _Lily Tomlin_
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. _John Barrymore_
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. _Robert Frost_
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know. _Mistinguette_
Absence -- that common cure of love. _Miguel De Cervantes_