Funny Facebook Status

Funny Facebook Status

A recently fired
stock trader said ...

"This is worse than divorce...
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife..."



Father: Your teacher says she 

finds itImpossible to teach you 

anything!Son:That`s why I say 

she`s no good!


When u feel lonely and alone&cannot seeany one around u,the worldseems to be fading away,come alongwith me i`ll take u to an eye special


Before marriage:Roses are red,sky is blue,O my darling!I love u.After Marriage:Roses are dead,
I have flu,don`t come near me,Paray hatt tuu.


Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun,Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june,Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti

I just feel u...

Whenever I feel u...
I just miss u ..
Whenever i miss u ..
I just wanna See u ...
Do u know why....

It`s just because ...


Wife:yesterday-night I saw a 

dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!


Difference between Friend &Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But

Do u have courage tell to ur 

Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"

If ur world is spining Round 

&Round..& Round...Ur heart is 

beating fast ,do u think its 

LOVE?na Munna na its called 

high B/P...