Funny Facebook Status
A recently fired
stock trader said ...
"This is worse than divorce...
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife..."
Father: Your teacher says she
finds itImpossible to teach you
anything!Son:That`s why I say
she`s no good!
When u feel lonely and alone&cannot seeany one around u,the worldseems to be fading away,come alongwith me i`ll take u to an eye special
Before marriage:Roses are red,sky is blue,O my darling!I love u.After Marriage:Roses are dead,
I have flu,don`t come near me,Paray hatt tuu.
Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun,Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june,Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti
I just feel u...
Whenever I feel u...
I just miss u ..
Whenever i miss u ..
I just wanna See u ...
Do u know why....
It`s just because ...
Wife:yesterday-night I saw a
dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Difference between Friend &Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur
Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"
If ur world is spining Round
&Round..& Round...Ur heart is
beating fast ,do u think its
LOVE?na Munna na its called
high B/P...