Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because I can`t bear that much happiness
If u r stressed, you`ll get pimples.. if u cry,u`ll get wrinkles.. So, y don`t u smile &get dimples?
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:"can kids of our age have kids?"Teacher replied " NO Never" Boy said to girl :"see i told u not to worry
The most "hungry + sad" moment When you''re sitting in the examination hall,feeling hungry & then the invigilator is served hot"tea with samsas"
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills.Wife:Doc,when should I give them to him?Doctor:They are fOR YOU
One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title."An idea.that can change ur wife"
What`s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife)Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eND
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can`t move further M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE..
Son: Dad why doesn`t law permit us to have more than one wife? Dad:when you get married son, you`ll realize that law is on our side...
Life is suffering. Once you learn to accept that life is suffering, life will cease to be suffering.
What`s D Difference Between Mother`s & GF`s Tears? Classic Answer Mother`s Tears Effect Our HEART & GF`s Tears Effect Our POCKET.
Do u know the meaning of WIFE? It means...Without Information Fighting Evry time!
First Guy (proudly): "My wife`s an angel!" Second Guy: "You`re lucky, mine`s still alive." ..:D
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A -One Woman Brings U into this world crying.. & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
If u r stressed, you`ll get pimples.. if u cry,u`ll get wrinkles.. So, y don`t u smile &get dimples?
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:"can kids of our age have kids?"Teacher replied " NO Never" Boy said to girl :"see i told u not to worry
The most "hungry + sad" moment When you''re sitting in the examination hall,feeling hungry & then the invigilator is served hot"tea with samsas"
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills.Wife:Doc,when should I give them to him?Doctor:They are fOR YOU
One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title."An idea.that can change ur wife"
What`s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife)Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eND
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can`t move further M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE..
Son: Dad why doesn`t law permit us to have more than one wife? Dad:when you get married son, you`ll realize that law is on our side...
Life is suffering. Once you learn to accept that life is suffering, life will cease to be suffering.
What`s D Difference Between Mother`s & GF`s Tears? Classic Answer Mother`s Tears Effect Our HEART & GF`s Tears Effect Our POCKET.
Do u know the meaning of WIFE? It means...Without Information Fighting Evry time!
First Guy (proudly): "My wife`s an angel!" Second Guy: "You`re lucky, mine`s still alive." ..:D
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A -One Woman Brings U into this world crying.. & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
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Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what`s on the TV?" and ... I said, "dust!"
A recently fired stock trader said .. "This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything and I still have my wife..."
Husband: Today is sun day & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband:I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..! Why? Very simple.. A woman does not have a wife..
santa:i gave a moving performance in singing. banta:what do you mean by moving performance? santa: everyone moved out of theatre
"now i always watch my wedding video in reverse and i love the end when she takes the ring off, goes out, jumps in the car and hea
Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what`s on the TV?" and ... I said, "dust!"
A recently fired stock trader said .. "This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything and I still have my wife..."
Husband: Today is sun day & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband:I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..! Why? Very simple.. A woman does not have a wife..
santa:i gave a moving performance in singing. banta:what do you mean by moving performance? santa: everyone moved out of theatre
"now i always watch my wedding video in reverse and i love the end when she takes the ring off, goes out, jumps in the car and hea